UNCLE BILLY BOB TRAILERS are affordable getaway vacation rentals in Downtown Crouch located in Garden Valley, Idaho. Crouch is the “business district” of the Garden Valley area; it is about 1 square mile, has a Mayor and City Council (all volunteer) and was incorporated in 1951 so they could bring in liquor and gambling! Yee Haw! Gamblin’s gone now, but there are some good watering holes that you can walk to from all four units!
What do you get when you rent one of our trailers…SOLITUDE! No telephones, but there is now Wi-Fi (if you want it) in all the downtown Crouch units, so the instructions are in the white binders or the red folder in the Glamper. Nonetheless, you can still escape from today’s crazy busy lives we lead in beautiful Garden Valley! It’s a chance to do this old fashioned thing…reconnect and talk to each other and play games, the old fashioned kind, where you sit around looking at each other, communicating and haven’ a good ole time!
2 night minimum May 15th– Sept 15th, unless it’s last minute and we have availability!
Text us at 208-781-0497 after hours to book!
We offer clean accommodations with a somewhat wacky-tacky ambiance!
RATES
The big name rental companies charge an additional rate of around 9%, so if you hit book now on the bottom of the pages that show the units, you can avoid the extra fees. We will send you an invoice from PaySimple, you pay in the comfort of your own home and then we send you your reservation confirmation, and you’re all set!!!
There is a $35.00 cleaning fee with 8% tax on top of the rent rates. The cleaning fee is applied for 1 night or multiple nights, it is NOT refundable and is per stay, not per night. If you book through VRBO or other like companies, you will also end up paying a refundable damage deposit and 9% more to them, so once again, we want you to have fun and for it to be as affordable as possible so contact us directly if you’d like to avoid the additional fees.
Summer rates May 15th-Sept 14th, 2021
Weekends $99.95 Friday-Saturday + 8% tax and a one-time cleaning fee of $35.00
Weeknights $85.00 Sunday-Thursday + 8% tax and a one-time cleaning fee of $35.00
We also offer weekly rates year round and monthly rates if available, from September 15-May 15th.
We have 2 Redneck Resorts to choose from…
Bubba’s Glamper-Downtown Crouch
We’ve revamped the entire 5th wheel to make it comfy for your stay! It also has a nice snow roof, that’s great for outdoor living, with the bistro set and BBQ. It also has a firepit and wood and a nice view of the park.
It has a newer 10” memory foam mattress, a cozy (that mean small) bath with shower, I don’t know how invigorating it will be, but at least you can wash your tits and pits! The prices are great too! It will sleep 2 and if you want to bring an extra person, it’s up to you, but they will have to bring a sleeping bag and sack out on the reupholstered couch and it will be $10 per person per night extra. It has a TV with a Roku stick, so you can enjoy free streaming from our free WiFi.
2 night minimum May 15th– Sept 15th, unless it’s last minute and we have availability!
2 night minimum on Weekends all year, unless it’s last minute and we have an opening.
SUMMER pricing starts May 16th, 2021
$49.95 per night for up to 2 people on Weeknights (Sunday-Thursday) + 8% tax and a one-time cleaning fee of $20.00
$69.95 per night for up to 2 people on Weekends (Friday-Saturday) + 8% tax and the one-time cleaning fee of $20.00
Additional guests (one), are $10 per person per night.
Text us at 208-781-0497 after hours to book!
The Mansion!
The Mansion, well she’s a beaut!
Can’t call us trailer trash any longer, this here is a stick built place and real fancy pants! It has 2 bedrooms, that have a king bed in the first room with a business center. The second bedroom we call the trundle room has 2 twin trundles, so can sleep 4 in that room both bedrooms have smart TV’s as well. And then there’s the FLEX room which can be used for additional guest up to 6 on our daybeds and airbeds with their sleeping bags or rolls.
Or it can be used for Meetings, small wedding reception dinners or banquets, classes using the 65” smart TV or more things you might need for an event! There are two bathrooms, one is handicap accessible, the other has a shower! Whoo Hoo!! We will be hopefully working on the “shower room” summer of 2021! So then there will be two baths and a shower room!
2 night minimum May 15th– Sept 15th, unless it’s last minute and we have availability!
2 night minimum on Weekends all year, unless it’s last minute and we have an opening.
SUMMER prices May 15, – Sept. 15th, 2021
$149.95 weeknights per night + 8% tax and a onetime cleaning fee, (whether you stay one night or 20) of $35.00 For up to 6 on weeknights/weekends.
$189.95 weekends per night + 8% tax and a onetime cleaning fee of $35 for weekends, up to 6 guests.
Additional guests over 6, are $10 per person per night, there are 2 day beds & 4 airbeds in the Flex room, so the additional guests will need to bring their own sleeping bags or bedrolls.
When you have more than 6 guests, the cleaning fee is $50.00 weeknights and weekends.
Text us at 208-781-0497 after hours to book!