UNCLE BILLY BOB TRAILERS are affordable getaway vacation rentals in Downtown Crouch & Terrace Lakes Resort, all located in Garden Valley, Idaho. Crouch is the “business district” of the Garden Valley area; it is about 1 square mile, has a Mayor and City Council (all volunteer) and was incorporated in 1951 so they could bring in liquor and gambling! Yee Haw! Gamblin’s gone now, but there are some good watering holes that you can walk to from all four units!
What do you get when you rent one of our trailers…SOLITUDE! No telephones, but there is now Wi-Fi (if you want it) in all the downtown Crouch units, so the instructions are in the white binders in #1 & #2, or the red folder in the Glamper. Nonetheless, you can still escape from today’s crazy busy lives we lead in beautiful Garden Valley! It’s a chance to do this old fashioned thing…reconnect and talk to each other and play games, the old fashioned kind, where you sit around looking at each other, communicating and haven’ a good ole time!
2 night minimum May 15th– Sept 15th, unless it’s last minute and we have availability!
Text us at 208-781-0497 after hours to book!
We offer clean accommodations with a somewhat wacky-tacky ambiance!
The big name rental companies charge an additional rate of around 9%, so if you hit book now on the bottom of the pages that show the units, you can avoid the extra fees. We will send you an invoice from PaySimple, you pay in the comfort of your own home and then we send you your reservation confirmation, and you’re all set!!!
There is a $25.00 cleaning fee for units 1, 2 &3, Bubba’s is $15.00, and 8% tax on top of the rent rates. The cleaning fee is applied for 1 night or multiple nights, it is NOT refundable and is per stay, not per night. If you book through VRBO or other like companies, you will also end up paying a refundable damage deposit and 9% more to them, so once again, contact us directly if you’d like to avoid the additional fees.
Summer Rates 2018 starts May 16th 2018-September 15, 2018
Weekdays are Sunday-Thursday
Weekends are Friday & Saturday
#1 $79.95-Weekdays and Weekends
#2 $99.95-Weekdays and Weekends
#3 $89.95-Weekdays and Weekends
Bubba’s Glamper $49.95
We also offer weekly rates year round and monthly rates if available, from September 15-May 15th.
We have 3 Redneck Trailers to choose from…
Our first and one of our smallest units can sleep up to 4 in two Twin Beds and 1 Queen Bed. It has 2 bedrooms and 1 full bath, full kitchen with all the utensils and pots and pans you could ever need! We also supply towels, a hair dryer, iron and ironing board, soaps and shampoo/conditioner (in all units). It has a fire pit with wood (you’ll need to bring your own kindling and or hatchet/axe). All 5 units have Smart TV’s or in the Glamper a TV/DVD combo, games, books, BBQs, and the first morning’s coffee is on us! #1 also has an awesome river view from the fire pit. All units have AC in the masters and the main living area. The Mansion has whole house Heating and Air.
This is one of the largest of the 5 units and can sleep up to 8 depending on how cozy you’re feeling! There are 2 bedrooms and 2 full baths with 1 Queen in the master, 2 Doubles in the second bedroom and 1 Queen hide-a-bed in the living room. It has the most unique seating inside and out! And it has a fire pit and wood, but you will need to bring your axe/hatchet to make kindling or bring some from home! It’s definitely the place to stay for our crazy/fun 4th of July Celebrations if you want to be close to all the action! Summer rates start mid-May with a two night minimum in the summer). Note* – special pricing for the 4th is 3 night minimum and higher price, and we can adjust the days you’d like, if you don’t’ want what’s posted in the big rental sites, as long as it’s 3 nights!
Our unit #3 is close to the lodge and activities around Terrace Lakes which include an 18 Hole golf course, Pro Shop, Lounge, Geothermal pool, Tennis Courts, Restaurant, and Wine Bar. This unit can sleep up to 5, it has 2 bedrooms and 1 full bath, the master has a sleep number King Size bed, and the second bedroom has a double and a twin. This unit may interest the folks that would like to be more in the woods with mountain views off the back deck. Visitors may swim in the pool for only $10. per person/per day, you can also golf, just call the pro shop to set up a tee time at 208-462-3314.
We’ve revamped the entire 5th wheel to make it comfy for your stay! It’s available from spring until the end of October. RV’s are just too darn hard to keep warm during the winter months, and we hate frozen pipes, so that’s why we don’t offer it up for winter rentals! It has a brand new 10” memory foam mattress, a cozy (that mean small) bath with shower, I don’t know how invigorating it will be, but at least you can wash your tits and pits! The prices are great too! It will sleep 2 and if you want to bring an extra person, it’s up to you, but they will have to bring a sleeping bag and sack out on the reupholstered couch. It has a TV and DVD player with a few DVD’s, but if you’d like to watch more, you can rent em at the Market or bring em from town or home.
The Mansion, well she’s a beaut! Can’t call us trailer trash any longer, this here is a stick built place and real fancy pants! It has 2 bedrooms, that have a king bed in the first room with a business center. The second bedroom we call the trundle room has 2 twin trundles, so can sleep 4 in that room both bedrooms have smart TV’s as well. And then there’s the FLEX room which can be used for additional guest up to 6 on our airbeds with their sleeping bags or rolls. Or it can be used for Meetings, small wedding reception dinners or banquets, classes using the 64” smart TV or more things you might need for an event! There are two bathrooms, one is handicap accessible, the other has a shower! Whoo Hoo!! The kitchen is large and set up for people on the go and on vacation! It also has a nice living and dining room and a firepit out doors to roast those marshmallows! All units have charcoal BBQ’s (BYOB Bring your own Briquettes) and the Mansion has a Propane Grill.
There are plenty of activities to do in Garden Valley in the summer or winter! Just let us know what you’d like to do and we’ll point you in the right direction. Check out the Activities page for a complete list of fun stuff to do. If you have any questions or would like to make a reservation, please give us a call 208.462.5BOB .